me: *in a coma*
*first chords of wmyb play*
me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*
i’m going to buy the duck whistle from that duck dynasty show and move to anaheim and follow ryan kesler around and blow it every time he tries to speak
if he asks me what i’m doing i’ll say “keslurking” and eat a slice of pizza while staring at the camera like i’m on the office
to work in a bridal shop in flushing, queens until my boyfriend kicks me out in one of those crushing scenes. what am i to do? where am i to go? i’ll be out on my fanny. so over the bridge from flushing to the sheffield’s door, i’ll be there to sell makeup but the father will see more. i have style, i have flair, i’ll be there, that’s how i’ll become the nanny.